Greetings, fellow trail enthusiasts! It’s your not-so-fearless middle-aged trail runner here, and I’m ready to embark on a hilarious quest to reclaim my once-glorious running mojo that has mysteriously vanished over the past two years. You see, life has a funny way of getting in the way—work, Netflix, and that one time I got really taste for mince pies (all year round... don't ask). But 2025 is my year, and I’m determined to hit the trails again, even if it means facing some rather amusing hurdles along the way.